I am a woman in her 60s with all the usual issues of body reliability, Although I know that I was wonderfully weakened and relieved the skin for someone my age (some stretch mark to love handles, sideways).
My Divorced friend Harriet (same year) He enjoys the new lease of life and wants to go on a drink for a drink / milfs-on-on-tour in Spain this summer with all the girls (none of us less than 55 years old). She is
Now I’m trying to deal with that are expected to wear bikini In my post-menopausium age. Weight and stretchy can probably cross – and hair removal took care of himself Since I gave up on HRT – But there is one big problem: third nipple Located equally between the bras and bikini lines that my husband’s private health insurance will not extend to remove.
Last year these girls called me a birthday Whatsapp Group “Griple nipples Tripple“(Reference on my real name) And I still go out in my heat for a floating clothing item that will cover theating insults, but harriet is more fragile than she looks like and I think I would have matched?
Neurotic about nipples
Dear Neurotic About Nipples,
The ability to be written in the letter in the face, crossed my head – not because I think the object is funny, but because he has everything you could want from a good writing, a well-designed letter to agony aunt: Older women on new Shirley Valentine-style Lease of life as “milfs” In the Magaluf; Wayward Friend, Harriet – with a touch of neurosis – who scrimps and saves you to bring you to everyone on the beach on the beach, most likely wearing testers … and third nipple. You really couldn’t make up. And if so, they would make a damn good scenario.
With the best will in the world and a lot of faith, I will answer you straight. Because it was language in the cheek, excessively or completely true, there is absolutely loads that we can learn from your question – and hell a lot of women “certain age” (to paraphrase a particularly embedded TV presenter) can take away.
Let’s make a medical bit first: for anyone worried or wondering, “third nipple” is surprisingly common. It is also known as a super-verpipe nipple and usually develops in the uterus – in other words, you are born with it. They can look like small tags or shelves of leather or can be a little larger, and even have the areola around them, or even breast.
You can’t do anything about them, except the operation to remove them. But most of the time, unless you causing you serious anxiety or irritates you in other ways, I really wouldn’t mind. They are usually completely harmless, though (as you would be with any other label on your body, like a mole), I would care about him and go to your GP if you notice any changes.
It is considered that about 200,000 people in the United States have a third nipple, but accidents differ depending on ethnicity, sexual and geography, not to mention awareness, reporting and discovery. There are no final studies or statistics that precisely tell us how much people are born with the condition of each year, so it is not really known, because there are – but we know some People have them.
And if you have one, you are in a good company – Mark Wahlberg, Tilda Swinton, Lily Allen and Bill Paxton have everything allegedly got them; Such as Matthew Perry’s Charter Chandler Bing Friends. Don’t feel special?
You should – or, put in another way, you should not feel weird about it. I am ready to bet that no one would ever look at you on the beach and zone in your third nipple, unless they were extremely close. And those who are likely to be close to you people who care about you – your husband, Harriet, other “milfs on tour.” I promise that none of them will throw a shuttle. We wouldn’t care if you have a third head (or notice that you have done, after sangria or three).
The only person, in other words, who cares for your body is, good, you. And until I diminish or invalid those worries, I think there is a lot to say that they let such a kind of mutilation, microscopic self-awareness to go after we arrive after getting on the forties, fifties and sixties. I bet we all spent too much time in our teenagers and twenties – and probably our thirties – worrying about what we looked, or panic because we didn’t feel like we had a “perfect” body ready for the beach.
To hell with that. It is certainly one of the benefits of age that you can look back on your photos when you were younger and say: What the hell was I so worried? I was gorgeous! You will make it exactly the same 10 years from now and wider – they can guarantee it.
As for now – and this summer – sound fun and confident and brave and bold and independent and fiery. Go ahead and win a Magalluf, Ibiza or Benidorm – Don’t Hide (and if you really can’t stand / fire, Try a striking swimsuit).
There is a reason to be called a campaign Free nipple. It’s time to get rid of delays for yours.
An independent agony of Aunt Victoria Richards is here to help. E-mail dragvix@indepeten.co.uk for advice on love, work, family and relationships