hump
11.10pm, BBC One
It’s the fifth and final season of the idle comedy about an Aussie family you probably haven’t seen – but you really should catch up. It started with teenage students Oly and Santi unexpectedly having a baby Jacinda – but Jacinda is now a little girl, and she feels left out like everyone else is dealing with her grandmother Angie’s cancer diagnosis, so she decides to make a new friend. Her father meanwhile “Toilet Baby” for the screen – the story of how she was born. Hollie Richardson
Joanna Page’s Wild Life
6.30pm, BBC Two
A series of wildlife that is just as twee and healthy as it sounds. The Gavin & Stacey star volunteers to rescue their local wildlife center, and this week he tends to a hedgehog with a sore head, a hungry night owl and two chicks who need special care. HR
Jamie’s £1 Miracles & Money Saving We Do
8pm, Channel 4
It’s a big challenge of our belt-tightening times: how to eat healthily on a budget. Family chef James Oliver shows a frugal and fun recipe for spaghetti frittata, more than clever cuts of meat can create a delicious DIY takeaway. Not a Turkey Twizzler in sight. Ellen E Jones
Simple Life
8pm, BBC Three
Twenty years ago, millennials re-show hit gold in this show in which two of LA’s richest, most famous girls – Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie – undermined their faith to live and (too heartily) work with American families. 00s nostalgia is strong in this series, and as silly fun as ever. HR
The Silent Witness
9pm, BBC One
We last saw eccentric profiler Jane De Freitas (Zoe Telford) a decade ago when the Lyell Center team crack down on a sneaky sniper. He is now leading an investigation into the brutal murder of an agent with an involvement in the past. All the signs point to a revenge killing, but what does it have to do with the state? Graeme Virtue
24 Hour Watch: Norfolk Narco Cartel
9pm, Channel 4
Equal parts documentary and thriller, this episode of the crime series introduces some police action that goes beyond its initial brief. When drugs are found hidden in equipment that is being sought in the UK, Norfolk police are keeping tabs on the items and will follow the items to their final destination. What a leap into the world of American drug cartels they find. Phil Harrison
film of choice
Patti cake $: 1.30am, Film4
Danielle Macdonald, late of Traveler, is a compelling central figure in Jeremy Jasper’s 8-mile-adjacent story of the aspiration of a New Jersey kidnapper. Patti to a failed singer’s mum (Bridget Everett), killer P to Siddharth Dhananjay’s thug Jheri, Dumbo to his dissident peers, he moves from hip-hop braggadocio to real-world desperation as he dreams of escaping a life of trafficking and foot traffic. Could the anarchist pulse maker Basterd (Mamoudou Athie) be the solution? Simon Wardell