The “championship” fight of the century is upon us, featuring none other than Mahmoud Char, a man who has spent more time dodging actual competitors than throwing punches. Walks for Charr vs. Pulev are scheduled for 20:00 GMT, with the broadcast starting at 18:00 GMT live on DAZN.
Our illustrious “champion” Char, fresh off his grueling two-year sabbatical – I mean “training” period – graciously allows someone to challenge his dubious claim to the WBA “regular heavyweight” throne. How generous of him to come out of his cocoon of irrelevance!
Char, the master of inactivity, will try to defend his barely earned title against Kubrat “I’m still here” Pulev. It’s touching, really, how Charr managed to keep that shiny belt while fighting absolutely nobody of note. Who needs actual fights when you can just declare yourself a champion in the courtroom, right?
It turns out that his most impressive record isn’t in the ring – it’s in the courtroom! That’s right folks, Charr has won more legal battles than actual battles lately. Who needs boxing gloves when you have a team of lawyers, right?
Our extraordinary paper champion has truly revolutionized the sport. Why bother with boring stuff like training, facing top competitors or, you know, actually boxing, when you can just fight your way to the top? Charo’s revolutionary strategy of using charges instead of left hooks really shook up the heavyweight division.
It’s almost impressive how Char managed to turn avoiding competition law into a full-time legal career. He’s probably more familiar with court stenographers than corner men at this point. One has to wonder if he’ll be walking into the ring in Sofia in a suit and tie, ready to counter every punch Pulev throws.
So as we approach this monumental “fight,” let’s take a moment to appreciate Char’s unique approach to boxing. He’s not just a champion, he’s a trailblazer – showing the world that with enough legal maneuvering, even the most inactive and irrelevant boxer can get his hands on a title belt.
Will Charro’s signature move – avoiding any credible opponent – work against hometown hero Kubrat Pulev? Or will he shock the world by actually showing up and remembering how to box? The uncertainty is killing us! (Not really.)
One thing is for sure: this “championship” match for the WBA “regular” heavyweight title should be a masterclass in mediocrity. Don’t blink, or you might miss Char’s fleeting moment of importance before he inevitably retreats back into obscurity. It’s almost poetic how he managed to turn avoiding real competition into an art form.
Will his courtroom skills translate to the ring on Saturday? Or will Pulev serve him a joint sandwich that no amount of legal jargon can defend against? Tune in to DAZN to witness this court…I mean, martial arts spectacle!
Charr vs. Pulev fight card
- Mahmud Char against Kubrat Pulev; heavy category
- Gleb Bakshi vs. Juan Manuel Taborda; Middle category
- Petar Draganov vs. Petar Draganov John Anthony Llanes; Super welterweight
- Mohamed Bekdash vs. Juan Rodolfo Juarez; Cruiserweight
- Pietro Loriga vs. Marko Dmitrović; Super light
- Zdravko Popov vs. Rafael Amarillas Ortiz; Middle category
- Paris Stavropoulos vs. Atilla Kaiabasi? Light
- Nikolai Chavdarov vs. Kalin Simeonov; Middle category